The Guitar: Ultimate way to get girls?

The age old belief: Take up the guitar and you’ll have no trouble getting girls. It’s a bit bizarre really. I mean, you have to wonder. If someone’s not getting girls, there’s probably a reason. And suddenly, because they play guitar, they can?

What, does the guitar suddenly make the guy cool?

Even with the meanest skills on the guitar, if he has no personality to begin with, he’s not gonna have one after he finishes playing either. Any girls who see past that and only a guy holding the guitar are probably a bit sexually deviant.

You know, attracted more to the tool than the weilder.

Settling for the ‘next-best thing’ in the guy.

There are always those who do start playing to impress girls though. Just have a look over at Ultimate-Guitar, or really any guitar website, there’s scores of guys asking which song they should play “to make her fall in love with me.”

Oh right, that song. Yeah, like I’m gonna tell you!

Unfortunately, there exists no such song.

And I’m pretty sure that the guitar is not a failsafe method of getting laid.

I mean, does it make this guy any more attractive?

August 22, 2007 | Filed Under Guitar, Humour

Comments

6 Responses to “The Guitar: Ultimate way to get girls?”

Leaf, probably... on August 22nd, 2007 9:36 pm

Wow, that last picture just totally killed all the fantasies I had about you playing guitar with leather pants on. Way to go, you just cured me of my sexual deviance…
Ben on August 24th, 2007 12:03 am

Thanks for proving my point
Alice on August 24th, 2007 8:13 am

for me it’s not the guitar, it’s drums. a man playing drums is inherently more sexy than a man just.. like.. hanging out. i can’t explain it. but i swear if you post a picture of w playing the drums i will find my way to.. uh.. wherever it is you are, and kill you.

it just occurred to me that perhaps death threats aren’t the way to go the 1st time you comment on someone’s blog.
Leaf, probably... on August 24th, 2007 11:19 am

Actually I think I read somewhere that Ben’s favorite way to meet other bloggers is through death threats.
thefrenchfriedamerican on August 26th, 2007 3:44 am

I know your post wasn’t about Bush, but isn’t he such a moron?!
Ben on August 26th, 2007 9:45 am

Yup. Sure is