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Die Hard 4.0.
You knew it was gonna be good.
20 Years later, the first three movies are still great. There’s no way they could fuck this one up if they used the same formula.
If anything, it was even better.
The usual amazing, death defying, completely unrealistic stunts (like jumping from a collapsing bridge onto a Jet) that leave you going “fuck yeah!.”
The same kickass classic fight scenes. I even read that in one scene Willis and the stunt girl miss-timed a kick, and a high heel went through his cheek.
The movie rocked.
And I watched, sunken into a massive lazy-boy, my feet up, with almost metres of space around me in the cinema, complemented by unlimited drink and popcorn (probably a ploy to make you miss as much of the movie as possible thus inciting a second viewing).
The ticket may have been expensive. More than double the regular price.
It may have led to girls talking about my “wee-wee.”
But fuck, it was worth it.
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