Dave Navarro: Porn mogul?


Apparently Dave Navarro’s taking a break from the music industry for a while, so he can focus on new projects.

Like directing a porn film.

He’ll be directing the feature-length film Broken on the Teravision label. Sounds like the perfect title for him.

He says:

”I have missed the sense of danger and edge in the music business for many years and working on this project reminded me a lot of the old days when we were just a bunch of kids in Hollywood playing the clubs, getting our hands dirty and raising some eyebrows along the way.”

Yeah, sounds like a massive publicity stunt if you ask me.

Either that, or he really is as dirty and shallow as he always appeared. I guess he’s been the face of guitar wankery for a while, it’s about time he progressed to straight wankery.

I just have to quote this as well…

Released in September, the movie’s lead star is Sasha Grey, who according to AVN.com stars as “a woman torn apart by the duality of control and powerlessness in her life.” Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.

Porn titles are disturbing.

Anyway, got the info here - read some of the comments, they’re absolutely hilarious.

Such as this:

Wasn’t “Cum Fart Cocktails #5″ nominated for the Oscar for best screenplay and best cinematography? Anyway, it was a harrowing tale. I wept like a small, defenseless child at the end.

Brilliant stuff.

August 30, 2007 | Filed Under Humour, Movies 

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