Poor Steven Seagal

I keep seeing articles talking about how the FBI destroyed Steven Seagal’s career, how he went form big time action movie hero to dtraight to dvd has-been.

You gotta feel for the guy.

I mean, look at his contemporaries - Bruce Willis just did Die Hard 4.0, Syvester Stallone did Rocky Balboa, both sucessful box office hits.

Seagal starred in Attack Force.

Ever heard of it?

Neither.

What do you do when you are a washed up action movie star with little future prospects on the silver screen?

You start playing the blues. And, of course, you say you’ve always been a blues-man, never mind the action movie career. And the whole complaining of the way it went away.

He’s not overly bad, really. I mean, it sounds like he might be able to sing. And play a few decent licks. He’s even played with greats like Howlin’ Wolf, Muddy Waters, and Bo Diddly shows up on his CD ‘Mojo Priest.’

I still have trouble getting past the fact its him though. Keep expecting him to be attacked by hundreds of ninjas or whatever.

Not the bluesiest song, but everything else has fairly bad sound quality.
Check out how amazingly mutli-racial the video is though, can anyone say Politically Correct?

Apparently he’s working on a new action movie. About the blues.

Is it wrong of me to want him to smash someone over the head with a guitar?

September 6, 2007 | Filed Under Guitar, Movies 

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One Response to “Poor Steven Seagal”

  1. Romi on September 7th, 2007 5:06 pm
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    hahaha, is this for real? i love the girl with the flower in her hair, looking up at him coyly in the beginning ,whilst doing her needle-point…and on a side-note, the back-up singers weren’t the least big annoying, not at all…

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