I only had three beers, honest!
Can I smell paint?
Nah, must be imagining it.
*Time passes*
Wow I’ve got a headache. And I’m still smelling that paint….
*More time passes*
Hrmm. I probably just need a drink of water.
I lift my feet from their resting place on the coffee table and- ah shit. I’ve knocked Jordan’s model glue over.
It’s all come out in a nice pool on the table. Oh, and on some keys. And around some bottles.
*Prod*
Yup, it’s glue all right.
Oops, fast drying super strong model glue.
*Washes hands*
Better move those keys, clean them up with something. And move the bottles. And the other crap before it gets permanently attached to the table.
Damn, more glue on my hands.
*Washes hands* Hrmm, fingers… sticking… getting tougher… shit, why is the water cold?
*Turns water up, adds way more soap*
I have dried glue all over my hands. But, luckily, they’re not glued together.
Hrmm. How should I clean up the pool?
Paper towels of course! Nope, none of those. Maybe some toilet paper. Holy crap we’re out (I’ll spare you from the rant about how annoying this is).
So. I can wipe it up with a burger box, a paper bag, or a tea towel.
None seem like a brilliant idea.
I might just let it dry.
The house smells 
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Adey Ben, 2 months without a post is terrible. Get moving!!!!!
yojoe What about Missile Pops?
Shannon OMG. Check it out… http://mudhead.uottawa.ca/~pet e/beard.html
Ben A singular beer won’t quite cut it. But you’re on the right track…
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rofl I think you really need to switch to kool-aid.
You must be getting a negative picture of me with all there alcohol related posts…
To be fair though, the alcohol only plays a part in naming the post. Had nothing really to do with the actual accident, was bound to happen eventually.
Nahhhh, now when you start to blog and drink at the same time… well then, we may just have to hold an intervention.
*hides beer
Bah, I’m only commenting. That doesn’t count!