Dave Navarro: Porn mogul?
Apparently Dave Navarro’s taking a break from the music industry for a while, so he can focus on new projects.
Like directing a porn film.
He’ll be directing the feature-length film Broken on the Teravision label. Sounds like the perfect title for him.
He says:
”I have missed the sense of danger and edge in the music business for many years and working on this project reminded me a lot of the old days when we were just a bunch of kids in Hollywood playing the clubs, getting our hands dirty and raising some eyebrows along the way.”
Yeah, sounds like a massive publicity stunt if you ask me.
Either that, or he really is as dirty and shallow as he always appeared. I guess he’s been the face of guitar wankery for a while, it’s about time he progressed to straight wankery.
I just have to quote this as well…
Released in September, the movie’s lead star is Sasha Grey, who according to AVN.com stars as “a woman torn apart by the duality of control and powerlessness in her life.” Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.
Porn titles are disturbing.
Anyway, got the info here - read some of the comments, they’re absolutely hilarious.
Such as this:
Wasn’t “Cum Fart Cocktails #5″ nominated for the Oscar for best screenplay and best cinematography? Anyway, it was a harrowing tale. I wept like a small, defenseless child at the end.
Brilliant stuff.
The Guitar: Ultimate way to get girls?
The age old belief: Take up the guitar and you’ll have no trouble getting girls. It’s a bit bizarre really. I mean, you have to wonder. If someone’s not getting girls, there’s probably a reason. And suddenly, because they play guitar, they can?
What, does the guitar suddenly make the guy cool?
Even with the meanest skills on the guitar, if he has no personality to begin with, he’s not gonna have one after he finishes playing either. Any girls who see past that and only a guy holding the guitar are probably a bit sexually deviant.
You know, attracted more to the tool than the weilder.
Settling for the ‘next-best thing’ in the guy.
There are always those who do start playing to impress girls though. Just have a look over at Ultimate-Guitar, or really any guitar website, there’s scores of guys asking which song they should play “to make her fall in love with me.”
Oh right, that song. Yeah, like I’m gonna tell you!
Unfortunately, there exists no such song.
And I’m pretty sure that the guitar is not a failsafe method of getting laid.
I mean, does it make this guy any more attractive?
How Golf is like using a public restroom.
Stolen straight from the pages of the August M2 magazine…
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
3. You shouldn’t stand directly in front of others.
2. Be quiet while others are about to go.
1. Keep strokes to a minimum.
Can You Lick Your Elbow?
This is supposedly impossible. According, in any case to all those chain emails.
You know the ones, they list trivial facts, including something like:
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- 75% of people will have tried to lick their elbow after reading that.
Yeah, I tried.
Obviously.
But I succeeded. I actually could lick my elbow.
I could do the impossible!
I did a little research.
Got all ready to send this photo off to the Guinness World Records and everything. I was gonna become a star!
But no. Turns out, it’s not impossible. About 1 in 10 or so people can lick their elbow, depends on their bodzy shape and size, flexibility, and so forth. Apparently, Guinness World Records get 5 emails a day from people on the subject.
So I’m far from alone.
Can you do it? Can you lick your elbow?
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