- The amount you win is often reverse proportionate to the amount you drink.
- Don’t rebuy more than once. Seriously, if your second chance didn’t help, chances are you’ve been drinking too much, see No. 1. That or you actually are that bad.
- Don’t rebuy $5 when the blinds are at $1/$2 - seriously, what do you expect to do?
- Don’t casually announce to me that there are no more beers.
- Don’t overreact when you see someone drinking your last beer. I know its painful. I know its yours. I know its your last. So does everyone else. When you’re still going on about it 10 minutes later, they’re all just glad you didn’t get to drink it - you didn’t really need it.
- People who “are driving” have the unfair advantage of sobriety.
- Don’t expect people to be on time. Even if you make big deal about it beforehand, everyone confirms they’ll be there at 7.45 for a start at 8, know, just know, that someone will arrive at 8.30.
- Don’t go on about that all night either.
- Be thankful that the person who arrived late was not the one who drank your final beer, things may have gotten violent.
- Don’t pose with Jordan for innocent photos if Ben is holding the camera and can’t keep a straight face. There may be eggage.
September 3, 2007 | Filed Under
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Poker |
1 Comment
Adey Ben, 2 months without a post is terrible. Get moving!!!!!
yojoe What about Missile Pops?
Shannon OMG. Check it out… http://mudhead.uottawa.ca/~pet e/beard.html
Ben A singular beer won’t quite cut it. But you’re on the right track…
